9mm and a Three Piece Suit

I Even Offend Me

Twentysomething male with a penchant for firearms and small social gatherings. Ken drinks copious amounts of beer and enjoys watching sports on TV. Ken meets several other white male stereotypes, but also has several hobbies and interests that give him much-needed "street cred." Born and raised in New England, he now lives in Florida with his wife as a kept man.

Makes no difference what group I'm in. Different strokes for different folks.

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